jared

a vape god that vapes at school all day and clouds up the hallways. he is the most cringey person ever and when ever he walks up the stairs he clouds up the stair then runs from the teachers.He is a true vape god with a 1 millon billion trillion watt vape with the biggest mod ever. A true vape nation general

wow ur such a jared

by lamboboss678 March 7, 2017

Jared

Jared a big donkey look king fag with a small cock

Jared , he's got small cock

by Omar June 7, 2014

Jared

The almighty homosexual

Kids get inside! Jared is cumming!

by Turkey Jerky Tom April 13, 2015

uncle jared

The Jewish version of an Uncle Tom. Based on Jared Kushner and his self-loathing brand of being Jewish.

"How can Eli, a Jewish Man, date a neo-nazi? He is such an Uncle Jared."

by RNJD June 20, 2018

jared

a stupid fucker who can't even get dressed in the morning.
he likes hitting on married women and invariably gets beaten by their husbands.
he is usually retarded and likes literally eating shit.

that man just beat his wife's jared.

by gerard_capshen123 November 23, 2013

Jared

He works at Subway and has a "Five Dollar Foot Long".

Jared works at Subway

by Idiot801 November 11, 2016

Jared Co.

This is what they refer to as "the one who lusts for Aidan. Has been known to stalk and harrass small children at pre-schools also and a fan of large insertions.

Hey kid , you look like a young Aidan , wanna come back to my place and watch me stick this coke bottle in my ass??

by Habibqaqeqsqede December 13, 2004