Jared 

Missing hair follicles, extremely bald. Has a one-piece character build. Overall a 1 in looks. Knows his way around a women. Not the sharpest person in the room.

Jared’s bald as shit

Jared by MaxtheMeattree March 8, 2024

Jared 

jared is a very tall and sexy guy, he is very loving, caring, kind, and has a big dick. he’s a good guy who likes to make people laugh. he has a fat touchable ass. an amazing bf when he wants to be. sucks at Fortnite and will never be good. if your his gf keep him he’s reassuring and makes you feel loved try not to lose him. he definitely not a yn.

OMG look it’s Jared

Jared by Johny Lawrence December 15, 2024

Jared 

Jared is a weeb, who loves emo’s and e-girls. A chronic vape addict whom spends all his money on league. hetero man who makes you feel like you’re the boss

Jared likes being stepped on

Jared by Chronicle Editor February 6, 2025

jared 

jared is a fucking fun who cheats on everyone he texts he a small shrimp dick that stinks

jared: i’m a fucking dumb ass
girl 1: we know

jared by hahahaimsofunny June 26, 2025

Jared

That attention-seeking, annoying guy that dramatically reacts to everything with emphasis

You: *gently touches his shoulder*

Jared: *throws himself against a wall* OOWHWHGHHH WHY WOULD YOU PUSH ME?????? WAAGAGAHHHJJJ

Jared by phroggg November 27, 2025

jared. 

this dumbass sitting next to me in English with every disorder ever. its a wonder that he's alive still.

jared. is a dumbass.

jared. by haddles. April 13, 2022

Jared, 19 

a reference to the vine that goes "waddup im jared im 19 and i never fucking learned how to read" by josh kennedy. if you see this in a comment, basically they are saying they wish they never read whatever was on the post, or that they wish they couldn't read.

it's posts like these that make me wish i was jared, 19

Jared, 19 by hecking September 15, 2018