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Definitions by TinnyJam

The name of the most powerful ostrich to ever exist. Jared is the most powerful member of an elite team of soldiers living underground in the most fortified base ever built. Accomplishments: Defeat the ender dragon by looking at it, possess all 6 infinity stones at once, take over an entire realm of reality, etc.
Peter Parker: HOLY SHIT WHAT WAS THAT FLASH OF LIGHT THAT JUST 1 SHOT DOOM AFTER WE ALL LOST TO HIM!?

Gabe: Oh that was just Jared using 0.0001 percent of his power.

Peter Parker: WHO TF IS JARED??

Gabe: An ostrich...
Jared by TinnyJam August 6, 2026

Skib Sandwich 

A skib sandwich consists of two slices of bread with skib in between. Often served with a side of sigma beans.
Bro 1: Aww bro I'm mad hungry right now I could go for a fresh skib sandwich!

Bro 2: Yooo my mouth is waterfall just thinking about one...
Skib Sandwich by TinnyJam January 28, 2025

Quantipaddinal 

When an object (any object or thing) became so small that even a microscope cannot see it. It is only quantipaddinal when said object became that small before the dawn of time itself. Also, the object must have been produced by your mother.
Bald Man: Gabe is so small, he's quantipaddinal!

Super Tall Cool Dude: Damnnnnn!!
Quantipaddinal by TinnyJam January 28, 2025
A person who is a bozo 100% of the time.
Bob is such a bozolio! He doesn't even know his own name!
Bozolio by TinnyJam January 27, 2025

Skudopodeet 

The act of taking a small rubber ball, drawing a face on it and then balancing it on your head and proceeding to jump off either a 40 story building or diving from a 200 foot cliff.
Dude: Bob and I are going skudopodeeting tomorrow, wanna join?

Bro: Yoooo bet!!!
Skudopodeet by TinnyJam January 27, 2025

Sugma Sigma 

The term "sigma" has become popular in recent years meaning someone who is just a true alpha. A "sugma sigma" is just another form of a sigma, however, tends to be used for more retarded sigmas.
Bob: Bro have you seen Dave! He's ripped! He's a sigma!

Bill: Ya true but he's so dumb that he thought if he stood on a copy machine he would clone himself. He's such a sugma sigma
Sugma Sigma by TinnyJam January 27, 2025