Janked

To be over-caffeinated (jittery and on edge from drinking too much coffee).

Heads up, I am janked this morning!

by sblaze January 17, 2023

Janks

Janks is a slang term for a pair of shoes that are crappy, normally used on occasions that are not important, or occasions where your shoes might otherwise get ruined.

Boy, "Are you going to where your Nikes to the game tonight?"
Other Boy, "No, I'm going to where my Janks. I don't want my Nikes to get ruined."

by Eternal Prophet September 29, 2015

Jank

'Jank' is off-the-scale disgusting. If 'peng' is off-the-scale amazing, jank is the opposite end of the spectrum.

"Have you seen how sweaty that guy is?"
"Eeeew!! So jank!"

by gabesmells October 11, 2019

Jank Hole

An irregular shaped hole used for shitting and pleasure, typically owned by a person or thing skilled in the arts of anal seduction.

show me that jank hole, Linda!!

by Jankhole1 August 25, 2019

jank

Stupid, smelly, worthless, annoying. usually not up to Erin McDonnell's standards. Not worthy of her greatness. Someone who is jank is someone who doesn't respect someone, and usually is looking for a good ass beating. If you are jank, you should probably run away from Erin McDonnell, before she gets her trashcan.

"Dude, Tiffany is going out with Erin's ex-boyfriend.."
"Man, that bitch is Jank. She loves sloppy seconds".

by justinbieberforever March 6, 2011

seth janke

This is the name of a hard working person who is very noble. He can do anything he puts his mind to. He makes the people around him very happy, he doesn’t have to do much though, all he has to do is smile. He is amazing, he will do anything to make those he cares about happy. He is also extremely good looking. He is literally the hottest person you’ll meet. When you’re around him you’ll feel like nothing else really matters, like being there with him and enjoying those moments is what makes you happy. He is the kindest, most loving person one can have in their life.

Seth janke is also a goof

by lil boat... May 30, 2018

Janke

adjective
Showing courage; to have strength during the most challenging of times.

verb
To accomplish something difficult or painful with a cheeky grin.

noun
A hero.

He handled that like a real Janke. (adj.)

I Janke'd that chemo. (verb)

There goes my Janke. (noun)

by 519Facts April 13, 2022