Jessie

Mainly a girl's name, but if you know a guy named Jessie then you are lucky. He is a very great guy. He can be your best friend and your lover. He is the one that you go to when you need a friend and the one you go to when you want to feel wanted. If he's dedicated to you, he is strictly yours.

Girl: He's such a good guy.

Bro: That's Jessie for you.

by megatron9385829 December 18, 2013

Jessii Vee

Jessi Vee is a Canadian YouTuber. She has over 950,000 Suscribers She is fighting Lyme Disease. She is dating a man named Tye. Her sister is Mandi Vee.

I just met Jessii Vee. Her hair is awesome.She plays with it, like, so much.

by CallieSkye July 11, 2018

Jessie

A person who is consistently late to social occasions and events. A Jessie may text you 'almost there!' when in fact he/she is just going into the shower, or in some cases, just about to have a brief (eight hour) nap.

You can be sure the person we are waiting for is a Jessie, we have already waited for over 50 minutes! She is probably contemplating whether going outside is worth the torment of putting shoes on.

She's jessie-ing again, but you can be sure that she would arrive half drunk!

by Chickenssp November 3, 2016

Jessica

she is a girl, that has a nasty ass attitude. She smells like fish and she is very rude to everyone.

sis pulled a jessica

by theoldperson October 18, 2019

Jessica Chobot

An attractive female member of IGN that plays video games and gamers fantasize about her because something about hot gamer girls turns them on for some weird reason. Gamers leave comments on youtube videos saying how much they would like to bone the lights out of her. As weird as the people are who make these sexist, desperate comments, I would....she is pretty hot!

Jessica Chobot took a picture of herself licking a psp and it gave all the nerdy gamers a boner so now she is half famous.

by InAndAroundYourMouth May 9, 2011

jessica

A girl who's dog ate my grandmother.

person 1: "oh shit Jessica's dog just ate my grandma!!!"
person 2: "Jessica needs to discipline her pets!"

by grandson of dead grandmother August 15, 2017

jessica simpson

One word-FAKE. Sure she can sing and is nice and all, but the fact that she relies on a REALITY SHOW to get an IMAGE which that IMAGE is selling records and is the only reason she's successful is SAAAAAAADDDD. She said so herself she purposely acts dumb for the cameras.

Jessica Simpson's career will not last because Reality TV is not going ot be popular forever.

by dfsdfsd May 4, 2005