Janked

The state of being mentally and physically obliterated off of substances

Running trios with alcohol, weed, and adderall got me janked

by Search Chat August 7, 2025

Jank

A unit of measurement that is approximately equivalent to the distance light travels in a perfect vacuum in 1/300000000th of second.

Bro 1: Bro how long is your jawn?
Bro 2: It is 1 jank.
Bro 1: Sick!

by PlancksConstant January 16, 2025

Jank

A passionate synonym for junk/trash.

For example, the customer service is so jank.
That guy had such a jank personality

by The jankiest jank April 19, 2025

Jank

A cock/Penis

“That guy has a tiny JANK” “She wipped out my JANK”

by I<3JanksXOXO April 11, 2023

Jank

Disgusting. Something is so repulsive it’s worse than disgusting, it is jank.

You left a bag of pears out for so long they turned to liquid, it was so jank.

by Bill_is_losing_his_hair15 April 13, 2023

Jank kidz

A lit group chat of the coolest family like ever

JANK KIDZ 4 LIFE!!!

by Tony the cool guy July 9, 2023

Jank Boteko

Didi's Husband❤️

Custom Wood Burning (Didi): *Burns wood*
Person 1: "Jank Boteko ❤️ Didi"

by FloptropicanSwiftie1369 April 28, 2024