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Ivanka Trump

A very lucky woman. The greatest president of all time, Donald Trump, has a crush on her. Trump has expressed desire to have sex with her on numerous occasions.
Person 1: Yo did you hear trumps tryna fuck his daughter?
Person 2: I dont blame her, Ivanka trump is hot as fuck
by real_deal_steel_69 September 10, 2020
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ivan chaves

FUCK U!!!!!! ivan u r the fag NOT ME!!! why r u talking shit behind my back, r you to scared of me or what and dont even start crap with me cuz i WILL kick your ass. if you dont belive me, trust me you will find out. FUCK U you just said all that shit about ellton jon cuz you r the 1 that FUCKED HIM HARD!!and who the fuck in thwe world uses the word "totatly"in a insalt
youre the ellton jon fucker you scared ass bitch!!! and why the fuck did you write this and not say it to my face(damn you are gayer than i thught) cuz I WILL go up to you!
by EDWRAD CASTRO April 5, 2005
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crazy ivan

comrade, that was a wonderful crazy ivan last night. stalin would be proud.
by mantic March 19, 2003
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Ivanaskankalot

1.Ivanaskankalot a) of the female species b) addicted to...long objects c) Will use cheesy lines like "baby ur body is like nicotine im addicted to it"
Ms.I: oh baby your like a fire and im the moth! Mr.K: shut up you wench.
by wumba May 3, 2005
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Ivan

Normaly illiterate, ugly and can't cook for shit.

Normaly identified by being over 6ft, with short hair and big ears.
Shrek/Ivan
by salmonmann September 8, 2010
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Imanol

A guy who has many hoes and likes to break girls hearts and get girls pregnant and leave the baby and also thinks he's the shit
Imanol is a Fuckboy
Imanol got my bestfriend pregnant
by Aye its me guys July 23, 2017
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Ivan

I am # 1
second is not a winner
and third noone remembers,

too bad ivan's second,
o my god ivan, you lost a ping pong game against sam,
you suck.
by sam,, December 28, 2005
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