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Infectophile

One who is sexually aroused by the idea of aquiring diseases.
Marji is an infectophile, she loves it when her boyfriend has a cold and sneezes all over her body
by S@Tan December 5, 2009
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infleption light

A flesh light or other version of a pocket pussy is inserted into a vagina or anus. The other partner then fuck the flesh light until orgasm. It is masturbation within sex within masturbation
John gave Sally the infleption light on prom night. Technically they're both still virgins.
by slumberjack April 10, 2015
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Inflation

When even with more money today, you can only afford to buy fewer goods and services than in the past—your future buying power is reduced as basic necessities like food, water, and gas get dearer each time.
Inflation explains why the price of a math book in 1960 was 30 cents, but the same type of book today costs 30 dollars, or why a ten dollars’ worth of cookies today only cost 30 cents half a century ago.
by MathPlus January 4, 2019
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Viruses Infections Spyware Trojans and Adware

Windows Vista, the most FAIL operating system ever created for its generation.
Kaspersky : DING! Your computer has viruses!
Norton : DING! Your computer is infected!
Spybot : DING! Your computer has spywares!
McAfee : DING! Your computer has Trojans!
Ad-Aware : DING! Your computer has adwares!

You : Viruses Infections Spyware Trojans and Adware! Screw this, I'm getting Windows 7.
by Prodo123 March 7, 2010
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inception cum

secretly planting cum on someone without them knowing
look at that chicks skirt i just inception cummed on her.
by bevll December 12, 2010
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lethal injection

A euphemism for "putting people to sleep" which is a euphemism for "putting people down" which is a euphemism for "killing people"

A patethic attempt by the american government to "dress up" execution to make it seem like something good and humane. They think that if they make a bit of a ceremony out of killing people its okay to do it. Really just a big power trip for governers to make them feel they are great. Also greatly pushed by conservative bastards whose main worry is its cost-effectiveness that it wont take too much money away from corporate welfare.

Supposedly provides "peace of mind" to the family of the condemned's victims. If the governor happens to be a good man and clears death row the families go crying on the Oprah show about how hurt they were that they spared his life.
Anyone who is even the slightest bit dissapointed that ANYONE was spared of their life is the spawn of satan, and the fuckheads who can stare at a camera and hold their wives hand and say with a cold voice "We have decided that the best solution for this man is lethal injection" are cold evil bastards.

If the condemned doesnt fall asleep when they inject him he lays there awake with the power of his muscles gently slipping away making him unable to breathe and slowly suffocate. How about we give those lethal injection pushers a little taste of their own medicine and after 5 minutes give them the antidote and then ask them how they like it?
Good morning Sir, how would you like to die today? Lethal injection?? *big smile* heres a brochure of how its done, I promise it wont hurt.

Governor: Hey, look at me, I had fifty people put to sleep this year, wow I really do kick ass.

Ireland is a great country, this shit is banned by the constitution.
by towel401 October 4, 2004
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Inception Bomb

A shot, inside of a shot, inside of another shot.
Next time you're getting hammered, take it to the next level with an Inception Bomb, It's sort of like an Irish car bomb, but one shot better.
by Sweeturkraut August 12, 2012
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