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Indiana Jones

The baddest mother fucker in all of the land. Can dodge big ass rocks, fist-fight nazis, babysit asian children, ride huge fucking elephants, swim sewers, fuck bitches, and get hitlers autograph. Nonetheless, he is a bitch when it comes to snakes.
"Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?" -Indiana Jones
by One bad mamajama January 19, 2015
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indian air conditioning

leave your front door wide open all the time, what natives do to stay cool in the summer
indian air conditioning, stay cool without paying shit
by whitemanx June 28, 2008
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Indian Mom

Gossip. Gossip. Gossip. Parties. Jewlery. Makeup. PANCAKE MAKEUP. Powder.
If an accident, death, or ANY other gossip is found out by ONE
indian mom, then every Indian mom in the county will find out about it before you do.
by Indainaa October 9, 2006
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Indian Bet

A bet made by a person of Indian descent, knowing that what he bet for is unlikely incorrect, and does not know that he will be mobbed for his money later on by the guy he bet with.
"See, I win the bet!!"

"No, it was an Indian bet, no money for you"

"All right, we'll fix you" (motions to gang behind him)
"Get him fellas!!!"

(Indian gets mobbed for making an Indian bet)
by IndianBet May 7, 2010
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indiana

A state in the Midwest region of the U.S. Bordered by Illinois, Kentucky, Ohio and the likes of Michigan. Known as the "Hoosier State," its name is often mistakingly referred to as its largest city of Indianapolis by outsiders from the Midwest (except those from Michigan) who are too stupid to know the difference between Indiana and Indianapolis. It ranks 14th in population with over 6 million residents. It is often stereotyped as a place of rednecks (some believe it to have the most of any midwest state), corn, covered bridges and homes with a basketball hoop adjacent to a gigantic cornfield. The real Indiana, although with a lot of corn ranks #1 in the production of steel (Gary), popcorn, mint, tomatoes, musical instuments, caskets, recreational vehicles (RVs), pharmacueticals and truck bodies. Other important things about Indiana is its love for basketball and auto racing. "Hoosier hysteria" is the term that describes its craze for the sport. The Indy 500 in Indianapolis is the world's largest single-day sporting event. The Brickyard 400, also in Indianapolis is the 2nd largest race in the NASCAR circuit.

Indiana's capital and largest city is Indianapolis. It is the 12th largest largest city in the U.S. with 792,000 in its city limits and 1.7 million in the metro area. Indy is not Napt-town anymore. It is in the midst of a huge renneisance and Carmel is perhaps its most well-known suburb, known for its posh setting. No other city in Indiana can come remotely close to being rivaled in size, culture and commerce.

Gary is the steel-manufacturing center of the country and is considered a Chicago suburb. Gary is perhaps the epitome of urban blight and decay and is among the most dangerous cities in the country notoriuos for its violence and poverty.

The rest of Indiana is pretty low-key and conservative. Fort Wayne is OK. South Bend has Notre Dame University. West Lafayette is known for Purdue University, while Bloomington is the home of Indiana University. Indiana residents are often divided in loyalty among college sports fans between Purdue and Indiana.

Indiana is pretty average as far as state's go. It's not too big, not too small. Not overly populated and not sparsely populated. It's a pretty good state, all-in-all and is much better than its neighbor to the north in Michigan and not as many rednecks as its southern neighbor Kentucky.
Indiana is my home and I am proud to be a Hoosier.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com March 26, 2007
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Indiana Corn Pipe

When an Indiana boy takes pieces of corn and shoves them in his urethra in order to plug his cock with corn. He will then masturbate a few times so that his dick will swell up due to the amount of semen stuck in there. After a few good pumps, his dick will be huge, and he can lay a girl with an Indiana Corn Pipe.
Meg: How did it go with Brayden last night?
Jackie: Brayden shoved pieces of corn up his cock so it was huge after I gave him a few handjobs. He totally laid me with his massive Indiana Corn Pipe.
by jtuglybear April 12, 2019
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Indianuity

A feat of ingenuity performed by a Native American, typically to remedy a problem using only the tools or resources commonly found on an Indian Reserve.
I was driving past the rez and I saw a couple of Indians on the side of the road using a turned-over shopping cart as a barbecue grill. Textbook Indianuity.
by mountainouscanadian October 29, 2020
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