An intimate act of love between a consenting couple who stand facing each other naked, a foot apart. The man then sets his pubic hair on fire at the base of his penis then quickly - and - before excessive flame, he moves toward the female and transfers the flame over to her bush so she alights as well. For a brief period both parties enjoy the burn before patting out the flames with their hands and then inhaling the smoke as an aphrodisiac. Polarity can be reversed where a female has sufficiently dense pubes to fuel the flame over to the male. Not to be performed with any accelerants. Thought to have originated in Sydney Australia.
by HairBurner September 04, 2022
A last-ditch effort made by a horny male to get someone to satisfy their sexual desires where they dowse their penis in lighter fluid and set it ablaze. The hope is to have another person put out the flames with their hands or mouth and fulfill the sexual desires. A very high risk high reward scenario.
by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021
by Cmalloy January 25, 2016
Jake: What the fuck smells so god damn bad!?
Wes: I gave you a flaming kerplunk cause you fucked my sister.
Wes: I gave you a flaming kerplunk cause you fucked my sister.
by grand Master February 04, 2014
(similar to a california forest fire) this is when u dress up like a schoolgirl and douse yourself in gasoline then light yourself on fire only to have yourself put out by the seminal fluids of 25-30 other men.
by pablo suave March 04, 2006
noun: when you do not wipe your ass enough / sweat like a mother in the grundle/butthole area causing a flaming sensation on your asshole that only can be healed by showering or spreading your cheeks when sitting.
"Damn, my asshole feels like it is bleeding right now, this flaming mary has to be from the dump i took earlier, i knew i didn't wipe enough"
by Rear Guru December 13, 2011
by Reeder May 08, 2022