Ivan McMuffin

A male who is fun-sized, cute, funny, nice, sexy, VERY perverted, helpful, and a troll. He would like many girls but only a few that he would really like. He's always down on himself but he doesn't know that he actually has a nice life and many people love him. If you ever needed help in a game, he would help you. He would actually make you pro. He might be fun-sized but he has a lot of fun in him. He is a jerk too but he jokes around. Once you date this guy, if you break his heart his friends would kill your ass

Anita: I love you ivan<3
Ivan McMuffin: I love me too<3
Anita: :(
Ivan McMuffin: -trollface-

by Super Duper Uber Cool Person July 6, 2011

Igor and Ivan

An imaginary pair of Russian doctors that tend to advertise Russian Standard Vodka in the middle of their show, being Russian they don't use their own patient, or have any medical training at all! They steal a doctors patient and usually get caught, 95% of the time they will be caught and it will result in a Benny Hill chase.

Person A: Hey, did you see the Igor and Ivan show?

Person B: Hell yeah, those doctors caught 'em though, too bad Jet Li died on the table because of them.

by Barrythelemur August 20, 2011

Ivan

Ivan is not what he seems. He will turn on you in an instant, for he only accepts what benefits himself. Many will approve of Ivan, but when you peel off his artificial personality you will see what really has been bestowed upon you. The average Ivan is male and gets what he wants through brute force. An Ivan may also use you. Ivan will use your natural sympathy against you. Because once you have been in trapped with his ability to make you feel bad for him, you will suddenly lose everything you had. The average Ivan has a good haircut and an oversized under chin. He will make it seem as though he is a piece of shit and when he gets you to acknowledge that you will never want to lose him.

“Woooooooow, this kid just told me that he has no friends and that he wants me to be his friend. Must be an Ivan.”

by Defined w January 2, 2018

Ivan

A hot guy, Alex arnot's brother. For more information see Alex Arnot

1. Wow, you are so good looking you must be Ivan, also known as Alex's brother

by Kerplunker45 August 15, 2004

Ivan It Up

1) To have a hissy fit if things aren't ironed. (Read: To be anal...)
2) To have the mission of stamping out ignorance in the world by answering questions as though whoever asked them are complete mendicants.

A- Dude, what time is it?
Ivan- You fucking tool, you don't know what time it is? Oh you are the most pompous ass I've ever heard of. Pssssh...
A- Dude, don't Ivan it up or I'll headbutt the fuck out of you.
Ivan- I'm going to go iron my sheets.
A- I hate you.

by john mcsmhicithcuffster July 21, 2004

Ivan

big dumb gay nerd who likes BOYS

¨hey man did you see Ivan today¨ ¨yes he was kissing boy¨

by commiehoe June 4, 2018

Ivan

Bad fortnite player that has a .3 kd. Has no game awareness and is married to Renee Wang.

Person 1: Hey do you know any bad fortnite players?
Person 2: Do you mean Ivan’s?
Person 1: Yes I do, my bad. Also, do you know who is married to Renee
Person 2: Yes, that would also be Ivan.

Person 1: Alright thanks!

by Jamesdchu13 July 19, 2019