A hobnocker is someone who slaps things with their penis, and the funny thing is that it's illegal. Its a word that has been around for a very long time. Some people say it is from the show iCarly even though the word has been around since the 90s.
Honor anal (similar to the Japanese sepukku honor suicide) is a process whereby a person shoves something in their ass to escape the shame of an immoral action - except they have to live with the consequences of butt fucking themselves, so it’s much worse than honor suicide.
“Bro, last night was so bad you blew like 2 grand on strippers” - friend