Having twins

When you take a dump and have just finished wiping, and you feel another log coming.

Sorry I’m late, I was in the bathroom and realized I was having twins.

by Peppylongstockings January 7, 2021

Having so much fun right now

When you are just laughing with friends and one of them say “we are having so much fun right now” even tho your not really.

Me: HAHAHHA

Friend: we are having so much fun right now

by HAIMBOBSISTAR March 22, 2021

Haking

When you have a ghost do a visual task for you on among us, to make it look like you did it

How did you do astriods? You must be haking. Reported!

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx April 27, 2021

person having a computer error

just a random thing that popped into my head

person having a computer error in urban dictionary

by poipeoplepersone February 11, 2022

you’re having a poor bloke on

This statement is often used in response to being told something so totally outrageous that it quite obviously cannot be true ....

I’ve known him all my life and I didn’t have a clue, when he told me he was gay I replied ‘Come on, you’re having a poor bloke on!!!!’

by Mercedian!!!! February 1, 2019

I done been having had the strap

"I done been having had the strap" is used to explain the length of time you been having had the strap

"Bro how long u done had that?"
"Nigguh i done been having had the strap for a while now"
"damn bro"

by Idonebeenhavinghadthestrap February 14, 2022

hasing

Hasing: Meaning "To slowly cut a man's penis."

I'm going out hasing today.

by -Men June 30, 2014