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Golden Handy

A very good handjob.

It can also refer to a highly embellished handjob or one that is held in high regard by the person the person giving the handjob.
I’m telling you, she is unreal with her technique. Absolute Golden Handy!
by RobertSteele May 20, 2025
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handy landy

The act of performing a handjob with a piece of avocado toast.
I was in the restroom when my coworker came in and gave me a handy landy .
by Butihavegirth March 29, 2023
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Highway Handy

The act of receiving a hand job by the passenger while riding a motorcycle down the highway.
Should of been there bro! I went for a ride on the bike last night and a bar fly gave me the best highway handy!
by Highway handy April 9, 2022
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Handy Zandy

The act of jerking off inside of a public school and getting caught multiple times. Proceeding to be every teacher's little baby and being the ultimate snitch.
" Wow, don't pull a Handy Zandy!!"
by genuisman69 September 20, 2022
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Clammy Handy

When your girl give you a hand job and afterword your penis smells like clams contrary to popular belief it has nothing to do with the condition of the hand solely the smell.
I was getting frisky with My girl and next thing you know I got a clammy handy bruh
by Louisianaseedpeer April 9, 2019
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Hamburger Handy

When your wife hands you a hamburger and jerks you off while you're eating
I asked my wife for a hamburger Handy which he agreed to do. She gave me a hamburger then whacked my junk
by ChefTreeGuy April 6, 2025
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pandy handy

A handjob given in a pandemic. Likely a bit of a concession, in that a blowjob might have been given if it weren’t for the pandemic and needing to keep one’s mask on.
She’s been pretty serious about quarantine so I ended up with a pandy handy.
by breezygoing January 31, 2021
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