halloumi

A cheese comprised of a lil bit of goats milk, lil bit of sheeps milk Nd cows milk! With a chicken nuggety contexture, simply devine!!

John: this halloumi burger is lovely Barry

Barry: i had to milk a sheep goat and cow for that Devine piece of cheese my chum

by Halloumi lover March 16, 2018

halloween

a holiday where kids make there parents spend lots of money on costumes and then go door to door expecting candy when all they get is cheap chocolate from the Easter Bunny so they can go home and get food posioning

Mom I dont want that candy, its from Halloween.

by (insert evil laugh here) October 28, 2003

hallow

another term for being loose

"Damn, Matt is very hallow.I wouldn't want to touch that!"

by MCbeshin April 4, 2009

halfords

Halford is a department store that sell crap, with absolutely shit customer service as people in there are on a crap wage. Things will change soon when Halfrauds get their ass brought out by Autobacs, well they own 10% of it so far!

Jo Public: Do you have a petrol car for my Corsa

Halfords staff whilst daydreaming: No we haven't

Jo Public: Can I get the manager

Halfords staff whilst still daydreaming: He is still asleep

Jo: Just sums halfords up, fukin jobsworth.

by Nathan Legge November 13, 2006

halloween

"Hallowed Night" or "All Hallows Night". It's the National Day of Candy, that's not easter. Known for it's Trick or Treating and dress ups.

by G-Union October 30, 2003

halloween

This was once a pagan festival. Now it is an excuse for kids to come round in silly 'horror' costumes demanding money or sweets, sometimes throwing eggs at your house if you don't give them anything. Was also used as the title and setting for a series of films.

A couple of ghosties started fighting on halloween. They were pulled off by the ghoulies.

by Stormsworder February 4, 2007

haison

A guy with a pretty looking penis that make's girls scream. He apparently has a hude.... imagination.

look at that size of that dude's penis, he's a Haison!

by Davontae March 22, 2009