Log Hoser

Someone that pees on poo poo

The water was turned off but Drew still took a dump and Patrick didn't want to be a Log Hoser so he peed outside.

by Coin Comedy July 28, 2011

testicle hopper

1.Some one who is so smug about the size of their testicles that they practically hop around on them like a hippity hop.

Ex. Person1: oh my god I can't stand chandler talking about how big his testicles are. I'm begging to grow agrovated
Person 2: I know he is such a testicle hopper.

2). Some one who has testiclular cancer so bad that their testicles look like hippity hops.

Ex. Person 1: man Ryan testicles look exactly like those toys I used to bounce as a child
Person2: I know, unfortunately he is a testicle hopper.

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by The lovely testicle hopper January 10, 2014

Water hopper

Mexicans who jump over the Gulf of Mexico in search of freedom in sunny Florida.

"Hey Jim did you see that water hopper at the beach?"
"Yes what jumping talents!"

by Sandy cheeks May 1, 2014

lap hopper

A woman who cannot stay single for any length of time. A desperate, thirsty woman with a need to secure a new man before the beds even cold.

That girls a real lap hopper, I don't think she's been single more than an hour.

by Chromecoyote July 7, 2014

Island Hopper

someone who likes multiple boys

Dawn is a island hopper she likes Steve,fillip,and Jack.

by kaLEb March 11, 2015

homie hopper

A person who has sex with one person, than goes on to fuck all their friends.

Jenny is such a homie hopper she let the entire crew hit it.

by Breezy4sheezy July 26, 2015

Homie Hopper

A homie (or more specifically, a home girl) that makes their way down the line of fellow homies, sleeping with each of them. They also will hang out with each homie, regardless on whether they have slept with them already or not. They are still considered a respected homie (home girl), they are just the hopper.

**they are not "hood rats" or anything along those lines. This is because they don't do that drama crap and can kick it without any issues.**

"Damn dog, you hit that too? Well, she IS the Homie Hopper. I wonder which one of us gets her next."

by Boogs155 May 11, 2016