Hulu Hoops

(hoo loo hupes) - noun - the ads, sign up process, and/or terrible navigation page that you have to jump through to finally get to your show.

"Man, I can't believe all these Hulu Hoops before my show even starts! None of these ads are relevant to me! I just want Modern Family, please... Hulu..."

by MisterPenguin August 27, 2015

hoop soup

The mixture of unwiped shite from the arse with arse sweat.

Fuck me its hot today, my arse crack is swimming in hoop soup

by kev BROWN October 21, 2018

Hooping

The act of one using only their finger and thumb together in an O shape to pleasure oneself. Mainly used by people with micro weiners

nah i cant goon or jelq bro, I'm usually just hooping its the new method

by siphonx January 10, 2025

Hoop

To hide contraband or weapons in one's rectum from corrections officers. Items that are commonly hooped include drugs, shanks, cellphones and paperwork.

Prisoner 1: How did you get your paperwork so soon? I'm still waiting on mine!
Prisoner 2: Oh, I hooped that shit!

by Heavy Metal Vomit Party November 22, 2019

hoop me

To put the entirety of myself in your ass

He bob you can hoop me if you want

by Johnnybwoii June 1, 2017

the hoop state

Kansas
Kansas is the hoop state and has the best hoopers

Gradey Dick is from the hoop state

by eason.no.nash. April 4, 2022

rally go hoops

Delhi Belly; traveler's diarrhea. When one can't leave the toilet dor more than 2 minutes.

The hot tamale off the street cart gave him the rally go hoops.

by ScotCanAm May 4, 2018