Nick Hossley

The true form of a man. The highest rank in the world held by Nick Hartley. God<Nick Hossley

Wow, that guy is acting like a hoss. That’s imposible though because there is only one true hossley -The true form of a man. The highest rank in the world held by Nick Hartley. God<Nick Hossley

by Hoss July 16, 2018

David Hasselhoffa

A well-known actor from the '80's who was prominent at the time, but then mysteriously disappeared off the Hollywood scene, and we haven't heard a word from him since.

Perhaps the movie-fans "hassled the Hoffa" too much, and so that's why David Hasselhoffa vanished without a trace; maybe he just wanted to be let alone.

by QuacksO September 7, 2018

Des Hasler

A God amongst men. Intellectually gifted with a flare for unorthodox creativity, he is the GOAT you want leading your rugby league club. Always integrating puns in his speech, the madlad's humour is unrivalled. A supreme alpha male in every way, the last thing you'd want him to be is your father-in-law. Don't be fooled by his natural charm; he'll give you an almighty spray if step out of line. It's Des' world, and we merely bear witness to his glory. Go Manly.

- "Wow, look at how Des Hasler has transformed the club after the departure of that simp Trent Barrett. What an alpha."

- Girlfriend: "Who's that hunk over there? I'm beginning to fall in love."
- Boyfriend: "That's Des Hasler. It's fine if you want to break up with me. I'll never be as good as Des."

- "Who knows the KFC secret herbs and spices?"
- "Des Hasler."

- "Who is Keyser Söze?"
- "Des Hasler."

- Child: "Who is God?"
- Brad Parker: "Des Hasler. "

by BradleyPorker69 June 3, 2020

Jaden hossler

aka the most handsome and gorgeous human to ever walked the planet Earth. He is a kind guy, he treats all of his fans equal and will never let you down. His smile could definitely light up a whole ass mansion. He will always be the person you could call at every hour of the night and answer immediately and always count on him. His voice is literally angelic. I would do everything for him. He could run me over and thank him.

I want a Jaden Hoslser in my life.
If I'm not marrying Jaden then I don't want it.
What's the whole purpose id I don't ever see Jaden Hossler.

by _eca_ionescu_ (insta) June 3, 2020

Jaden Hossler

jaden hossler is the BIGGEST simp for madison lewis .

Do you know jaden hossler? he's the biggest simp for mads lewis

He says there just 'friends' but we all know its more than that😏

by JADS4LIFE2020 November 5, 2020

Elliot Hasler

Elliot Hasler is the type of guy who is always the last to get a joke, but always the first to make one. He has a wicked sense of humour, loves all his friends like nothing else, and although not naturally popular, likes to have a close group of friends who he shares everything with, the latest joke, chocolate, food, his opinions, and all those weird facts that he always seems to know. Elliot Hasler is really creative, has a great imagination, and although he may come across as weird or strange at first, it’s just who he is, and anyone who knows him well grows to love him for it. He is a total book-worm, and can come across as a bit nerdy, but Elliot Hasler is completely loyal to his friends, and hates anyone who hurts him, his family, or his friends. He has a heart of gold, but always seems to have the worst luck with girls, always getting turned down or just straight-up ignored, but Elliot Hasler always shrugs it off, and he can always turn people’s frowns upside-down. An Elliot Hasler is an amazing person, and anyone who used to know one has regretted letting him go, and those who still do know one have no intention of letting him go. If you have any sense, you will enjoy being with him and the person that he is, and you will never, EVER, forget him.

Person 1: Hey, isn’t the new kid a bit weird?
Person 2: Maybe, but if we’re lucky, he’ll turn out to be an Elliot Hasler.

by The_population_of_the _earth November 23, 2020

purple hasse

A legendary person who only occurs when a Hasse is high. It is said that if a Hasse smokes purple haze he might become a immortal being that can destroy anyone and anything.

-Hot girl1: Omg is that a Hasse?

-Hot girl2: Yeah, but he's high so its a Purple Hasse

-Hot girl1: Have you heard about the myth of a Hasse smoke Purple Haze?

-Hot girl2: Yes who havent???

by Anordinaryguynamedbob March 4, 2021