Ewan Hamilton is probably bad at skatboarding but can kick flip. Most Ewan Hamilton's drink way to much monster and probably have a heart rate of 130 BPM. Most likely ginger as it is an Irish name. Being Irish he gets way to drunk every weekend and blacks out at 11pm.
Guy 1. Why is Ewan Hamilton passed out already it's only 11:00
Guy 2. He's Irish and drinks beer as if it's water. I think he finished all of our liquor.
Guy 2. He's Irish and drinks beer as if it's water. I think he finished all of our liquor.
by Fehcnawe June 28, 2019
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Kid 1: Hey look its that one kid.
Kid 2: Oh yeah! We've gone to school with him since kindergarten, but still don't know his name!
Hamilton: *sigh
Kid 2: Oh yeah! We've gone to school with him since kindergarten, but still don't know his name!
Hamilton: *sigh
by lon$ly boi April 9, 2020
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