an_obssesed_hp_fan

A Tiktok user. He's my friend.

an_obssesed_hp_fan makes HP content on the app names tiktok.

by anonymous September 5, 2021

hp

a brand that is named after what it runs on "hoe piss"

miss teacher why does my computer say 'hp'
cause the computer runs on hoe piss

by Gucci Gang Gueen January 16, 2019

HP

Hangover poo.

"Just had a HP."

"You shouldn't have told us that."

by Shapeshifter142 October 5, 2011

HP sauce

That brown british sauce you always find in low class diners, but noone really eats it on anything.

Bob: Man, this HP sauce is the SHIT!

Jeff: Wrong bottle, thats MY shit.

by bmw295 October 22, 2008

Hp Freaks

The best three Harry Potter nerds you will ever meet!

Damn, those HP Freaks know everything about HP..?

by prismaticx August 19, 2008

hp

hp=head piece

That bitch gives good hps.

by DomPZ January 17, 2004

HP

hairy pussy. that shits nasty

9:58pmAlex
pfft you dont even know what it means so shut the foo

9:58pmVi
:(

HP is probs me

i know i know

9:59pmAlex
hah hp is nasty

9:59pmVi
whats HP?

the comp?

9:59pmAlex
its not a like inadamate its all living and ew

10:00pmVi
what??

10:00pm

Vi and Ari Basen are now friends.
10:01pmAlex
see tyler likes my status and he knows what it is

10:01pmVi
AAHHHHHHHHHHH

you guys are poop hole

holessss

10:02pmAlex
your a poop hole cause you dont know what it is

10:03pmVi
bc you wont tell me

im gonna go cut myself in a corner now bc your being meab

thanks alex thanks a lot

10:03pmAlex
noooooooooooo

10:03pmVi
too l8 here i go

by frosty12124 May 17, 2009