Garf motor

In motorsports- a garf motor is an engine put together with JUNK/poor quality parts and components.
Usually such engines run very poorly, yet the owner thinks they're the "cat's ass"

"Stevie and I put together this motor one time with parts out of a garbage can- what a garf motor that was!"

"Every time Larry and I go to the drag-strip, there are a bunch of white-trash dudes with garf motors!"

"Look at that hill billy with his Mustang and garf motor..."

by Poohbah540 September 6, 2013

Garfield

To me tired, pissed off, fed up with, or hungry for lasagna.

Tom: "I'm so garfield right now bruh, like you don't even know"

Jack: "Bro quit playing, I'm so garfield I could eat 5 lasagna's"

Matt: "You garfield bro?"

by soGarfieldBruh October 1, 2014

Garf Hound

A person who goes around sniffing girls' bicycle seats.

I caught him sniffing that girl's bicycle seat. He is a confirmed garf hound.

by Dosh0622 December 3, 2014

Garfield

A fat or thick vagina.

That girl has a Garfield.

by JayD0423 October 16, 2015

Garfield

A fat or thick vagina. Garfield is a fat cat from cartoons or comics, a cat is called a pussy. So a Garfield is a woman with a fat cat.

That girl has a Garfield.

by JayD0423 October 17, 2015

giarffe

The act of tasting the dribble of an extremely tall women's vaginal lips after she urinates.

"After Stephanie and I showered, I giarffed her!"

by Ichi Inonymous May 22, 2016

GLARFALK

Dried up semen left over on your pubes after a good masturbation session

Dammit I got glarfalk again

by L0RDT1CKL3D1CKS June 20, 2016