A young male entry position at a brothel. Guides the penis into a waiting orifice... Also entails clean up duties
by hogguy2000 May 16, 2018
Get the guider boy mug.a special shot or drink which is comprised of taking the nights (same or prior's) left over alcoholic and non alcoholic beverages and dumping them into a container and mixing it up. (some versions just let it sit as is no thorough mixing) you then pour this concoction in to a shot glass or drink glass. you may if you choose to freshen it up by adding some other additives* if desired.
see also : New Jersey Turnpike (the drink)
*usually other alcoholic or non alcoholic beverages such as what the drinker or bar-tender may prefer added to it.
*rarely; some people add blood or other additives to the connection to give it a special kick. (unverified)
see also : New Jersey Turnpike (the drink)
*usually other alcoholic or non alcoholic beverages such as what the drinker or bar-tender may prefer added to it.
*rarely; some people add blood or other additives to the connection to give it a special kick. (unverified)
A:hey man what the fuck was in that drink last night it got me wasted and i'm a HEAVY drinker.
B: oh that was Guido Juice. its my friends specialty.
A: naw man, but what was in it there was definitely something special.
b: we WERE drinking some heavy stuff the night prior. he just mixes everything up and serves it. that's prob why. since some was 200 proof.
a: you had GUIDO JUICE???? i'm surprised you didn't die!
B:why, what's in it?
a: I heard joey likes to add deer's blood to it since he claims it gives him extra energy. most people throw up. you must have a strong stomach.
b: you serious?!
a: who knows! no one's ever seen him mix it or where the bottle comes from.
B: oh that was Guido Juice. its my friends specialty.
A: naw man, but what was in it there was definitely something special.
b: we WERE drinking some heavy stuff the night prior. he just mixes everything up and serves it. that's prob why. since some was 200 proof.
a: you had GUIDO JUICE???? i'm surprised you didn't die!
B:why, what's in it?
a: I heard joey likes to add deer's blood to it since he claims it gives him extra energy. most people throw up. you must have a strong stomach.
b: you serious?!
a: who knows! no one's ever seen him mix it or where the bottle comes from.
by zmyr88 August 9, 2018
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When someone needs assistance with penetrating their partner.
Predominantly used by blind, poor sighted people or those with an obese partner where finding the correct hole is extremely difficult - guided entry is needed.
Can also become necessary when trying to penetrate with a semi-on. See "Thumbing it in"
Predominantly used by blind, poor sighted people or those with an obese partner where finding the correct hole is extremely difficult - guided entry is needed.
Can also become necessary when trying to penetrate with a semi-on. See "Thumbing it in"
Geoff "I had sex with that fat girl last night"
Bob "Did you have to roll her in dough first?"
Geoff "no, she gave me the guided entry"
Bob "Did you have to roll her in dough first?"
Geoff "no, she gave me the guided entry"
by Manuel Hung III September 15, 2020
Get the Guided Entry mug.Chill guy,loves to play basket ball.
Attracts girls by making that one facial expression. Loving,caring and smart always has anwsers to questions when he actually tries.
But even tho he likes laughing and humor sometimes if you get him mad, you better give him some space.
But in general hes a guy you want to have in your group of friends.
If you're ever in a bad mood just go to him.
Guidel's just a good person in general.
Attracts girls by making that one facial expression. Loving,caring and smart always has anwsers to questions when he actually tries.
But even tho he likes laughing and humor sometimes if you get him mad, you better give him some space.
But in general hes a guy you want to have in your group of friends.
If you're ever in a bad mood just go to him.
Guidel's just a good person in general.
Guidel is a good guy.
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Get the guidedistrict mug.The professor's lecture was so disorganized that I left the classroom feeling like I'd spent an hour in Guidalandia, with no understanding of the metacation material.
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