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Griffin

Someone who is useless and cannot snap...
Nick says “That’s a good bagel
Griffin says “If I could snap I would
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Meg griffin

The eldest of the Griffin children in the tv series family guy. She is often bullied for being “ugly”.

Meg griffin is no model, but she’s not “ugly.
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Jacob Griffin

Also known as a soyboy, someone who is overly obsessed with history. This could be in the form of objectophilia for flags, posting memes about current events, and the insertion of history memes into everyday life.
Teacher: Quit being a Jacob Griffin and stop jerking off to those flags.
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Griffin Koonsman

A medieval giant that stood over 73 feet tall, he can break the sound barrier by jogging, he typically is hairless and roams the amazon rainforest during the years of 1563-2004
Holy shit griffin Koonsman is raiding the castle!!
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griffinning

To griffin: to hold a significant amount of tension in the toes and foot. Could occur willingly or through spasm.
My flip flop broke so I was griffinning all the way home to keep it on.

A:I saw this special on tv about this woman who had no arms!
B: Woah, I bet her feet hurt from griffinning like all the time! Griffinning to eat her food, griffinning to drive the car and like etcetra...
A: Yeah, but she must be used to it by now.
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Benjamin James Griffin

Person 1: "Yo it's that guy"

Person 2: "Yeah that's Benjamin James Griffin"
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