slap the grass

A synonym for "hit the hay"

"Well I'm tired, it's been a long day, time to slap the grass"

by Drunk Aunt August 16, 2017

Grass FC

The best football club in the world. We have the best players and the greatest squad in the world. No one matches us in terms of quality and in banter.

How did Grass FC do in the Champions League mate
Oh, they won it for the third time in a row

by AFC_Nick August 01, 2021

Suspicious Grass

The good kush.

My dad held out a baggie of my weed and said “Care to explain this suspicious grass, Son?”

by Merpedewerpe May 06, 2018

porch grass

Weed-typically smoked on your front porch, cause you don't give a fuck who sees.

I had a rough day at work. I need some porch grass and a beer.

by BearlySexual October 29, 2015

Giggle Grass

A slang term for Marijuana

Did you hear they legalized the old giggle grass in Washington state?

by rploeck November 09, 2012

grass is blue

If someone says "grass is blue" they mean they just burnt down 3 houses yesterday, or they have a small brain.

Person 1: yo man the grass is blue
Person 2: dude tf.

by Amigo_Lololol April 20, 2023

Stab in the Grass

To have a random guess or attempt at something.

Yeah, I just took a stab in the grass!

by ThunderJunk April 20, 2015