Gooch Slap

The act of slapping a man in the gooch.

Generally this is a non-sexual encounter practiced by a gooch assasin

Steve: hey Vic, if you don;t get your act together i'm gonna come over there and slap you in the gooch

Victor: Whatever

Steve: you asked for it! *Steve thunders toward Victor and slaps him square on the gooch*

Victor: ouch, that gooch slap really hurt!

by Mullet Boss October 27, 2009

Goochfest

A slang term referring to a room/event that is full of gooches.

Gooches, of course, are the patch of skin between a man or a woman's genitalia and their arsehole.

Ian: "This is such a goochfest"
Fresco: "I know, man. These guys suck"

by Stodleh April 14, 2010

nose gooch

the area between the bottom of your nose and your mouth.

dude, i cut my nose gooch shaving this morning.

by wainright February 18, 2008

Receding gooch line

The recession of hair in the male gooch region that gets worse with age.

Andrew became self conscious of his receding gooch line.

by Dr. Edward Scrotalporn June 12, 2011

Christmas Gooch

The strange few days between Christmas Day and New Year when no one quite knows what to do.

"What are you doing over the Christmas Gooch?"

"I don't know, probably eating leftover turkey and finishing off the Christmas beer."

by 54M3E5T December 21, 2017

Fiddler on the Gooch

When a person strums the gooch with seemingly effortless harmony and skill.

Hey, AJ. You're such a Fiddler on the Gooch. I want to be like you when I grow up.

Danny, man...wow. You know my lower anatomy like a Fiddler on the Gooch.

Hey, do you guys know where a local Fiddler on the Gooch might be? I got an itch that only a Fiddler on the Gooch can scratch.

by Smralfy June 19, 2011

goochirama

When a man has no scrotum but just a penis or cack and is left with just a very big gooch( hence goochirama = the ultimate gooch)

"That dickless boy had a nice goochirama if I ever saw one"

by Matt Mancini June 21, 2004