Oofde Goofde

A legitimately frightening yet comical face made by a girl named Hailey, or anyone who can impersonate it. Named after a crazy 1920's circus performer that is famous in physcology history. Resembles a vicious rodent on crack.

"Yo, do the Oofde Goofde face! OMGAHHHH!"

by KP. August 28, 2008

goof monster

"Goof monster" is a term set aside for only the lonleyest, dumbest, most annoying, most retarded person you can think of. Everyone has their own "goof monster" in their life. It could be your boss. It could be your cousin. It could be your great aunt Hilda. It doesn't matter. There's ALWAYS one there. You can easily identify a "goof monster" in a group of people, because they will be the one alone, away from the group of people. If you find yourself in a situation where you might consider yourself a "goof monster", please, do everyone a favor, and go die, because NOBODY likes "goof monsters." The term "goof monster" does NOT describe someone who is goofy, but someone who is simply retarded. This world is crawling with "goof monsters", so watch out!

Oh my god, you goof monster!!! Get away from me, you don't have any friends for a reason!

by marylovesmusic21 December 4, 2006

gooface

what your mother was last night

she wanted a hot carl but what she really got,was a goo face.

by jeff June 2, 2003

goof

The smell that you get on your undies after doing a fart in the morning, it stays on your undies for the rest of the day and becomes mucm more stale and unpleasant.

Farting in your undies in the morning, and someone saying ohh did you crap yourself? no it is goof

by Josh Ernest December 28, 2005

goof

verb;
To perform a demeaning act or to fuck someone up real bad.

1)That car in the ditch got goofed
2)I just fucking goofed that kid while playing halo 3!!!!!
3)I just goofed on your moms face!!

by MIKE ROTUM January 25, 2009

goofball

Cocaine smoked like Crack

My English Teacher forgot how to read following thirtenn goofballs

by Zephyr April 2, 2003

goof

NOUN, NOUN-VERB

Natrual Female Lubricant of a distinguishable quantity, either detected real-time about the generating orifice, or at a later time in the dried form.

"she goofed all over the bed spread"

by Meredith July 15, 2003