goon

Cheap wine, purchased in a cask.

Got pissed on goon, used the goon bag for a pillow afterwards.

by Sonic Blip February 13, 2005

goon squaded

When you are about to talk to a cute girl who is sitting alone and then all of a sudden a large group of guys surround her to try and get her.

I was going to go talk to that girl sitting alone during lunch but then she got goon squaded by 5 guys.

by Slumpyman November 8, 2015

for goodness seca

a term that combines the age old saying "for goodness sake" with the name of the popular race track of the world "Laguna Seca", therefore arriving at "For Goodness Seca!"

"For Goodness Seca!"

by Kris Ryan April 4, 2008

text goodnight

to be the last person somebody text that day. The most intimate text goodnight is when that person is actually lying in bed or at least says they are lying in bed. "Text goodnight"s are generally not sexual and because of that sometimes more intimate.

Lynzie and I texted until 3 in the morning, then we text goodnight.

Lynzie: LMAO

Billy: He's a douchbag.

Lynzie: Yup. Well, I gotta wake up in like 4hrs.

ttyl. G'nite! ;)

Billy: See ya later

by mrRected April 14, 2010

goon sesh

Intense gooning session, often in the company of other gooners. Goon seshes may last anywhere from 5 minutes to 5 days, respectively on goon intensity.

"Bro I just just unlocked Hu Tao on Genshin. Wanna join my imminent goon sesh?"

"Bro I was gooning so hard last night I popped blood vessel. Who knew a goon sesh could also have jelqing?"

by da wong mang July 24, 2023

GoodNTight

German in origin: Meaning: Virgin

At her age, she does not look like a goodntight.

by Ricardo M. August 11, 2006

Goon

A terrible hockey player who's sole purpose is to fight and run people into the boards.

Man, he is such a goon

by AWindian October 19, 2012