Goon

Generally slow witted, or goofy.

Also of either poor quality in character, dress, or personality

Wanna go hang out with Loui?

No man, that kid's such a goon.

by sowingwildoats June 15, 2003

The Goofy

To grab one’s ears and thrust your penis joyfully in their butt :). Once you’re about to ejaculate, you must whisper into the participant’s ear, “I dun Goofed! Hyuck!!”

Joyce: “Hey me and my boyfriend did The Goofy last night, and I think he stretched my ears along with my anus.”
Dhonna: “Super sick brother! 🤙🏿“

by The Almighty Goofster September 3, 2018

goon of fortune

A game played by western sydney people where they hang a bag of goon off the washing line aka hillshoist then everyone stands around it and spins it and whoever it stops in front if has to drink the goon for 5 seconds.

(At a party) Yo its time for some goon of fortune!

by Anthony1 February 7, 2007

straight goon

Stupid, goofy, unintelligent, cheap, or of poor quality.

That kid is such a straight goon, I would never be seen with him.

by energy turtle May 2, 2008

Goon

Someone hired to rough someone up, usually someone big and dumb who commits acts of violence for money.

I'll show those fools, i'll hire a couple of goons to give those butt-pummeling ass clowns a fresh one accross the face. FIST!

by Ed K May 6, 2003

The Goon

A badass mobster hitman based in dark horse comics who just runs around kicking the shit outta people with his side kick frankie

Did you read the new The Goon last night it was badass

by Nachin January 21, 2012

Goofyboots

Weed, ganja, marijuana, maryjane, chronic, dank, grass, etc... Traditionally goofyboots describes weed that has a more, well, silly effect on the smoker.

Damn, dude, I smoked them GOOFYBOOTS yesterday, I was talkin' to the wall, man!

by Kali Yuga Ghoul February 4, 2006