uber goober

a man known for having a long, girthy penis

yeah, she is coming over again tonight. she knows whos got the uber goober!

by sickko August 2, 2007

Goober

A male organ (Penis) protruding from beneath tight clothing such as Lycra which a cyclist or male ballerina wears.

A male ballerina's goober was clearly visible beneath his tight dancing trousers.

by Azureblue May 12, 2014

Goober face

One who acts and looks like a goofy goober.
(spongebob characters)

Anthony you look like a goober face
So like ha!

You are!

by Gemblina April 21, 2008

Goober

1.) A derogatory word from contemporary American English similar in meaning to idiot or "scatterbrain".

2.) Australian slang for semen.

"That guy in Human Resources is a complete goober!"

"The coach is a total goober!"

by Charlie43 August 5, 2008

goober

A word used to describe Aletheia. Usually in a good way. Can mean crazy, warm hearted, yet unusual person.

Altheia is a goober the size of my booger.

by Lafawnduh April 7, 2005

goofy goober

A person who is goofy.and eats monsters!

Dang look at her! She a goofy goober!

by Teisha April 4, 2008

goobers

processed feces from youngling intestines rabbit pellets resembling Boston Baked Beans. Found in some adults only after 'Corn-On-The-Cob' binges. Usually high in methane.

"Honey, can you change that diaper, those goobers are reeking!"

by Dave Lucas May 1, 2008