Beer Goggles

Modification of your opinion of an ugly chick based on the amount of beer you have drunk. The more you drink the better looking the girls are. Helps support the rule of: go ugly early.

Hey did you see that hag that rob is hitting on, he's got his beer goggles on again.

by stevemcccormick November 16, 2007

Afghan goggles

The act of a woman performing oral sex on a man whilst his testicles sit in her eye sockets.

John took a trip to San francisco and scored a pair of afghan goggles.

by benjiclayton March 22, 2008

Arabian Beer Goggles

Where you have your girlfriend close her eyes, and you set your ballsack over her nose (facing towards her feet), so that one nut is covering each eye, then you blow your wad into her mouth from this position.

wow, she let him cover her eyes with his nuts while he came in her mouth! She must like Arabian Beer Goggles

by Flip in Toledo May 1, 2009

ear goggles

synonym for large ear phones

Ear googles have better bass response than those cheap bud headphones brosef.

by POG November 29, 2004

indian goggles

Listen, the whole reason it is called the Indian goggles is because you have to dot her head with your asshole after putting your balls over her eyes.

She said she wanted to look more ethnic so I gave her the Indian googles.

by Big Pimpin January 16, 2004

GOGGLED

The art of placing ones scrotum aka (balls,Testicles) onto anothers eyes with just enough pressure so that equal coverage is applied across bridge of the nose simmulating GOGGLES!

Did that girl just have balls on her face? No man she just got Goggled!

by Goggle Doctor February 22, 2010

laguna goggles

Obnoxiously oversized sunglasses that girls wear in order to A: Cover up 3/4ths of their ugly face B: Mimic the rich cunts seen on MTV's Laguna Beach.

"Wow, look at that dumb bitch in her Laguna Goggles"

by CrunchyBlac May 31, 2007