garfarble

Kind of like a farble, a person who farts in the bath tub, but a garfarble bites the bubbles.

Jerry Springer has seen his share of garfarbles.

by Commander Chaos December 7, 2005

garfungle

Something odd, usually referred to as saying " what the hell ? " or " that's retarded ". Also used when in a boring conversation

....I say :" Garfungle ! "

Person says : " What ? "
I say : " I don't know, nothing else to say "

.... Person says : " Guess what ! I got a nerdy ass boyfriend!"
I say : " GARFUNGLE ? "

person says : " whats wrong with that ? "

by happyskaterr June 25, 2009

Garforth

Someone who is zombie llike in character and appearance mostly when reffered to with the name Nicholas

Nicholas Garforth you Nazi Zombie

by Smarties666 July 6, 2010

Garfield boi

A big boi cat that loves that tasty lasagna you steal his lasagna he will eat you as his lasagna so don’t mess with my big nigga Garfield

I would totally smash that Garfield boi all night bro

Same

by I wanna eat Garfield booty October 5, 2018

garfie

Slang for shredded beef jerky.

Trisha went to the store and bought garfie and a grape soda.

by Kevin July 25, 2004

Garfield

A pinnacle of virtue and masculinity, equipped with godlike physical strength, an unbeatable penchant for one-liners and more skills and talents than an orange, striped Swiss army knife on steroids. His many deeds are recounted in the works of the scribe Shakespeare Hemingway.

"Why have you not invited Garfield? Do you fear to face real man?" asked Queen Elizabeth II to Prince William with challenge.

by Thatdarnmeowth October 19, 2023

Garfunkle

To have sexual intercourse where the partner simply lays prone, thereby benefiting from the subject's work. Derived from Art Garfunkle's role in the the Simon & Garfunkle group. Synonyms include 'The Starfish'.

Dude, I thought this new yoga instructor I've been seeing would be great in bed, but she totally garfunkled me last night!

by payaso420 September 22, 2012