glup-shitto

A person tangentially (if not at all) involved in an internet drama. Often used to suggest that the “glup-shitto” in question is trying to shoehorn himself into a drama for clout or another unsavory motive.

A: That creator is so obviously wrong on this situation, it’s honestly pathetic.

B: Who’s that guy?
C: Some glup-shitto. I bet he doesn’t know anything about the situation.

by circusfreaky March 30, 2025

Glorping

Glorping is when you stick a hot metal rod into the asshole of a dead animal in an effort to rip the shit out of its ass.

He was glorping that dead hog last night it was disgusting!

by PPpoopooman768676 April 9, 2025

Glurgy

A non-specific feeling somewhere between lethargy and malaise resulting from a prolonged period of inactivity, often involuntarily forced on an individual due to visiting relatives during holidays.

I've not moved enough and am feeling glurgy.

by ChromaticCornichon April 21, 2025

Glourpers

Glouplers is calling someone a loser monkey who lost all there money to the casino and has no friends and sits on the toilet eating regular breakfast while I’m here eating legumes

Your such a stupid glourpers

by Ladypleaser May 13, 2025

Glerpetch Phenotype

Someone with a short, upturned nose, square face, wide mouth, and big forehead. These people tend to look quite similar to each other.

Josh: Yo that guy over there has such a square face and upturned nose
Mason: Oh yeah, crazy glerpetch phenotype.

by pseudonum haver 1356 May 14, 2025

glarp

'glarp' or 'glarping' means to forcibly place a rat in the urethra of any willing participants, while doing so the participant to annex several countries including that of Czechslovakia, Belgium, Romania and or Germany and Grimsby. The participant who's engaging with the so called 'glarp' has to perform this feet with incredibly accuracy and attention to detail to win the 'International Glarping Award' awarded to those who have performed the action of 'glarping' in such a way that no other human could possibly contest or identify them.

"I'm nobody
I'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo
I'm a boxcar and a jug of wine
And a glarper ...if you get too close to me" - Charles Manson

by fablecum May 31, 2025

glarp

'glarp' or 'glarping' means to forcibly place a rat in the urethra of any willing participants, while doing so the participant to annex several countries including that of Czechslovakia, Belgium, Romania and or Germany and Grimsby. The participant who's engaging with the so called 'glarp' has to perform this feet with incredibly accuracy and attention to detail to win the 'International Glarping Award' awarded to those who have performed the action of 'glarping' in such a way that no other human could possibly contest or identify them.

"I'm nobody
I'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo
I'm a boxcar and a jug of wine
And a glarper ...if you get too close to me" - Charles Manson

by fablecum June 1, 2025