ghost blowjob

n.
1.The act of covert fellatio. Sometimes given in surprise, but never seen.

Synonyms: stealth bj, You don't see snake, Undercover Lover, camouflage cock suck

2.Fellatio delivered by a departed spirit or otherworldly entity. Not limited to ghosts, but also spiritual beings, deities, and even interdimensional beings and astrally-projected souls. Ghost BJs are prized and sought after for the seamless penetration of an incorporeal mouth and head,and the tingling sensation that immaterial matter and spiritual energy (as well a good sucking) gives the recipient's penis. Rarely ever discreet, because they are unbelievably good.

1.Kayla/Kevin gave me a JAWESOME ghost blowjob under the table during our dinner date.

2.Male: GHOST BLOWJOB! WOO WOO WOOOO!
Ghost:Do you have to yell that every time?

by Scallion March 6, 2009

Ghost Text

The unsent response text after you ask a person a question that they don't want to answer. You have been texting back and forth for a while then you ask a question that the person wants to avoid i.e. Wanna hang out?, What are you doing tonight? We should go get a drink... Do you like me? The ghost text is only official if the person either responds to the next question you ask (ignoring the original) or if they text you back the next day acting like they never received it.

Me: Hey what's up
Girl: Nothing, u?
Me: Nothing much just got off of work
Girl: Cool, how was your day?
Me: Good, I just want to get wasted.... What are you doing tonight?
Girl: (no response) <---Ghost Text
Me: So did you have a good week.
Girl: Yea, it was long though...

by TexasT505 November 19, 2011

Ghost-Bust a Nut

The art of a faked male orgasm. Pretending to ejaculate. When you grow weary of having intercourse with a female you may "ghost bust a nut" to end the experience.

Rodney: So...I got drunk and hooked up with this girl last night
Maurice: Really dude? Nice!
Rodney: Nah man, not nice! This chick was gross! When I finally sobered up I had to ghost-bust a nut and got out of there!

by casper the nut busting ghost September 2, 2009

ghost riding the whip

Getting out of a car to walk along side while the car rolls in neutral.

Don't go ghost riding the whip near any hills

by pnacolada April 4, 2006

Ghost thumb

After somebody takes their thumb out of your ass but you still feel like it's there.

I had ghost thumb for half an hour after we had sex.

by LeiaBee April 21, 2016

Ghost Bullets

These are special Ectoplasm seeking bullets that will tear cut through ghost like a hot knife through butter.

Although rare to fine, there have been over 1,000 reported cases of Ghost Bullets shell sightings

The most infamous use of the Ghost Bullets was when Casper was found gunned down by rival Ghost Gangs for bringing heat upon them (Casper was attracting orgs. like Ghostbusters by shutting windows randomly around high schools).

Person 1: Yo my fucking house is haunted.

Person2: You need to get your ass some Ghost Bullets and tear those motherfuckers outta there!

Person 1: Bitch, if it was that easy to find Ghost Bullets, Ghostbusters would be out of fucking business

Person2: You fucked then man.

by GhostFilesReporter November 20, 2009

ghost fart

When you walk into an area that smells like ass, but there's nobody there

You walk onto an elevator and it stinks like hell... "Damn, the last person on here either left a ghost fart or crapped their pants"

by Wierd_Ass_Karma May 11, 2014