Tragic: The Gathering

A trading card game brainwashing fat, bald 45-year-old comic collecters and young teens alike.

<MungMunch> You're playing Magic: The Gathering? How tragic.
<TubeOfBalls> Yeh, wel, aglaest we haev fwendz LOLZ!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 2, 2003

Gaither high school

Gaither high school is a school filled with broke boys and sum ugly bitches don’t bother trying to fight someone from gaither there all talk

Guy: Yo bro you wanna fight
gaither high school student: aye bruh you a pussy ass jhit

Guy: Do sum then

gaither high school student: nah man i ain’t tryna get introuble

by GMONEY1069 February 25, 2019

magic the gathering

A card "game" played by the mentally underdeveloped so they do not have to interact with all those people who possess superior charm and intellect. Unfortunately for those who play this ridiculous game that constitutes just about everyone else. Their embarrassment at this obvious fact sees them concoct elaborate fictions about how great and complicated this games is. Essentially just a past time for morons.

Mike plays magic the gathering! What a tool. Surely anyone over the age 15 would have more sense.

by nds April 18, 2006

Chode-Gath

when a female gives a man with a "chode" penis, oral sex, and also inserting the entire testicle sack into her mouth, wile also inserting her fist into the mans anus

justin- "dude, dillions baby sister just gave me a Chode-Gath!"

Chase- " bro, that means you got a chode. and his sister is like 3 dude!"

Dillion- "D': my sisters a whore?"

by flushy121 November 19, 2011

gaytheism

The denomination of a gay person who also believes in a higher power. Due to hatred from relegious groups, the gay person pretends to be atheist in front of his/her gay friends to avoid gaytred.

"Is Michael going to the Christmas tree lighting this year?"

"No. Ever since his coming out party, he's converted to gaytheism."

by Big CU January 9, 2008

Gaytheist

Pretty self explanatory: a gay atheist.

Person 1: I’m a bisexual Christian.
Person 2: I’m a Jewish lesbian.
Person 3: I’m a straight agnostic.
Person 4: I’m a gaytheist.

by nutella137 January 25, 2021

garth mongrel

half up, mongrel, half mast, semi, drooper
When a male organ(penis) is half erect, not completely hard

I tried to have sex last night, but I was so drunk/munted, all I could manage was a garth mongrel!!

by big godzirra May 16, 2008