When your hitting your grandmother or someone's grandmother from behind and you bust your load on her ass making it look like a buttery muffin.
Forest went on a walk to Lieutenant Dan's grandmother's house looking to pick up a homemade Cheryl pie but ended up getting grandma Dan a grand muffin on her ass.
by Backstreet boys June 26, 2018
A jolly, overweight individual. Typically male. His boisterous physique and humorous personality fill everyone around him with joy.
John is such a grand fat, he’s always cracking jokes and eating goldfish crackers. Not to mention he weighs 342 pounds! What a card!
by VenatorDestroyer April 19, 2023
Used to add emphysis to the word damn, without taking the Lord's name in vein, used by Christians who curse but don't take the Lord's name in vain.
Origin: Central Virginia circa 2010.
Origin: Central Virginia circa 2010.
by mama'sfamilynut1983 March 04, 2013
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 14, 2018
by The Warbmeister June 27, 2023
That awful feeling when you realize you have just said something horrible, or you are supposed to be somewhere you aren't, or have forgotten to bring/do/say something important. Cartoonist B. Kliban coined this term and defined it as 'a sudden rush of shit to the heart.'
She experienced a Grand Clong because she had just asked an acquaintance how the kids were, before remembering they had both died recently in a car wreck.
He received a text asking where he was, and immediately suffered a Grand Clong when he realized he was supposed to be at the Very Important Meeting instead of at a matinee movie showing.
Standing at the podium in front of the packed auditorium, a Grand Clong washed over her as she pulled her folded speech printout from her pocket and saw that it was her travel itinerary.
He received a text asking where he was, and immediately suffered a Grand Clong when he realized he was supposed to be at the Very Important Meeting instead of at a matinee movie showing.
Standing at the podium in front of the packed auditorium, a Grand Clong washed over her as she pulled her folded speech printout from her pocket and saw that it was her travel itinerary.
by Lacrocivious Acrophosist September 27, 2023
A trans woman/femme queen with an air of elegance and timeless charm. Think of black backless dresses and pearl necklaces, champagne and caviar. These ladies are of high esteem and self worth.
Reference from Salt-N-Pepa’s underrated song, “I Am The Body Beautiful” which pays homage to the ballroom scene and BLACK femme queens.
Reference from Salt-N-Pepa’s underrated song, “I Am The Body Beautiful” which pays homage to the ballroom scene and BLACK femme queens.
“Did you see Nicki’s shimmery ensemble tonight?”
“Yeah, girl. She’s totally a Grand Diva”
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“I love everything about you. Girl, you are a GRAND DIVA!”
“Yeah, girl. She’s totally a Grand Diva”
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“I love everything about you. Girl, you are a GRAND DIVA!”
by TheeGrandestDiva April 01, 2022