goat rental

Leasing a goat for a giving period of time for the purpose of clearing an area of land.

The manager at the goat rental store suspected that Jason was lying about his rental goat running away when she saw the barbecue sauce stains all over his shirt.

by Mike Payne March 24, 2008

Goat Burrito

When you're about to ejaculate down a woman's throat and you karate chop her in the Jugular, she sounds like a goat eating a burrito.

"That bitch couldn't breath after I Goat burritoed her"

by Burrito Boy August 2, 2017

Sauce the Goat

To pick-up an Ugly person when highly intoxicated.

Billy sure did sauce the goat last night.

"Wow boy's I almost sauced the goat last night"

by Dalhousie's finest November 22, 2009

Goats In The Garden

When someones pants or jeans are going in the crack of their ass. A pant wedgie

Man, she has massive Goats In The Garden!!

by DefineTheGreatLine March 30, 2011

Mountain Goating

The act of two straight males that are naked with raging hard ons running at eachother and banging their dick heads together. If any body part touches other than the the two dick heads it's considered homosexual.

Stevey and Frank went mountain goating to win over the Russian whores heart.

by Fletcher cocks January 18, 2017

pocket goat

a mythical creature that appears during long drives. It's a cute little critter that takes residence in your pocket. Is it real?

Goats are cute and pockets are handy, so why wouldn't you want a goat in your pocket; a pocket goat.

by Bleeeeeeaaat... February 5, 2009

Throat Goat

Name for someone , mostly a girl ; who gives you the best mind blowing oral sex ever.

" yea , bro that bitch ate my dick up , she a real throat goat"

by tomboy princess April 27, 2021