get a contract

the female equivalent of 'if you like it, you'd better put a ring on it' -better get signed, sealed delivered, and preggers, before the parts go bad!

jan managed to get a contract, then went on the kfc, potato chip and bon-bon diet!

she made sure to get a contract before her booty went bad!

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

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Get a Wall

When two people start a conversation thread on any post besides a wall on facebook, which causes the other commenters to get unnecessary and unwanted notifications.

Example 1:

Sara: "Nice photograph :)"
Lea: "Thanks :)"
Bret: "Hey we had so much fun that day"
Lea: "I know omg roflmao"
Bret: "We should totally do this again. Coming to the party tonight?"
Lea: "Not sure. You?"
Sara: "Get a wall you guys."

by sychhh June 24, 2010

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Get a little extra

The act of getting super cool extra perks for your fly-ass self when you didn't do anything special to earn it. A bussin surprise for your sweet little eyes.

Yo, Jerry. Go down to Newk's and get a little extra for yourself - you sexy tiger, you.

by RedGreenGrumble April 22, 2022

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Get a job!

Not great advice to yell at a homeless. Do you think they haven't thought of that? They're on the street corner and it just never occurred to them to do that?

Iam "It not that I thought that no one saw it. It's that I didn't realize I had a dedicated fan base that would actively respond everything I write. That's a bizarre thing. You see how that's bizarre right?"

Hym "Hey, you see that interview? CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT GUY!? Apparently, everyone told him that it looked like someone other than him wrote it. Can you believe that shit!? Not going to watch the after-show though cus I don't have any fucking money because the only thing I have in life was stolen from me in front of 60 million people. So... Yeah... The reasons not to drink a bottle of gin and drive through a crowded intersection are just-a piling up over here. But how are you? How are the kids? Good?"

Iam "Why are you like this? This is why everyone hates us."

Hym "Body Dysmorphia, Dissociative disorder, Oedipus complex, and/or possibly Schizophrenia. The gang stalking doesn't help either... Isn't it wild that I proved that that shit was real!? And spun it around in my favor? I'm a goddamn genius. Good job me!"

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Hym "You're not going to do the thing?"

Iam "........"

Hym "Fine I'll do it. Good job me! 'GoOd JoB oThEr Me!' 🙏 (That's a self high 5 by the way)"

Iam "That's not what I sound like. I... Whatever. I'm going to bed."

Hym "Of course it doesn't. I can't make myself sound THAT stupid. Get a job!"

by Hym Iam May 4, 2022

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