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Frosty Toes

damn his feet pale as fuck! he got some frosty toes!
by Pixelthepixorwhatever December 9, 2019
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Frosty Lik

Have you heard Frosty Lik he go hard he the kid with the dreads from Corpus.
by Hoe Gayo November 18, 2020
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Frosty Carpet

Refers to the pubic region of hair being glazed in an evenly spread coat of sperm.
May require mutilpe attempts or a team effort for an evenly spread glaze depending on the amount of hair requiring frosting.
Boy: "Oh crap, the condom has split"
Girl: "Don't worry, just give me a frosty carpet instead"
Boy: "A what?"
Girl: "Just cum on my pubey triangle of lust god damn it!"
Boy: "Nice"
by Cometh The Man December 28, 2016
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Frosty Crotch

The medical condition that results from using a redneck air conditioner for too long.

Symptoms include:

Shivering
Severe agitation
An impatience to arrive at the destination
A temporary hatred for the car's owner

Generally, this condition comes around when riding in a friend's car, and they have assorted junk, change, and trinkets stuffed in all the cupholders except their own.

This condition is known to affect men more than women.
"Jerry for the love of all that is right in this world, clear out your cupholders! This milkshake is giving me frosty crotch!"
by The Irish God April 13, 2010
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Vanilla Frosty

(N) A person who has different thoughts and feelings than others in a group that causes him to be self-conscious and is ill-tempered. Often results in fights the conforming group.
Damn, that agro redhead just fought that kid, must have chosen a vanilla frosty instead of chocolate, loser.
by yard sale August 26, 2013
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Frosty joey

After intercorse with a very large woman, you pull it out and cum in ner belly button.
"Stacy, why is your belly button all crusty?"
"My boyfriend made me a frosty joey last night"
by Petemoss June 2, 2018
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frosty fart

When you splurge her bum when she's holding in a fart. She then releases her mighty ogre roar and then creates a frosty on the top of her bum.
My girl is so freaky, she wanted to do a frosty fart with me.
by Mnt3636 January 31, 2017
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