Jem Finch

A character in Harper Lee's To Kill a Mocking Bird. He is the older brother of Scout Finch.

Random person: Hey did you read Tkm yet?

Other random Person: Yeah it was great! My favorite character is Jem Finch.

by inufan74943 January 24, 2009

Paul Finch

Seriously? You have to look up Paul Finch? Eat shit, shit brick.

Paul Finch slept with Stifler's mom in American Pie.

by Fuck. October 22, 2014

excuse my french

1. To pardon one's self of foul language.
2. To pardon one's self of going against the grain of social establishment, political correctness, fundamental beliefs, or popular culture.

Pardon my french, but I dont really like shopping at the Gap.

by Reverend Chaos September 5, 2003

french inhale

a trick done with inhaled smoke (presumably of a cigarrette, or joint). It involves sucking smoke from the cig into the mouth without inhaling it completely, then opening the mouth and pushing out the smoke with the tongue while inhaling it through the nose.

i thought french inhaling was cool until i did it and my sinuses felt like shit

by minghi April 26, 2003

French Horn Player

A true french horn player (or horn player, to be entirely accurate) strives to be like Brett Hodge. Brett Hodge practices every day for several hours and adores his horn. He can also repair or maintenance any horn. He is considered to be one of the best horn players in the state of Missouri.

Brett Hodge is in the middle of his solo at District Solo and Ensembles when the judge stands up and says, "I surrender!"

First of all, that's right judge, you do surrender to the greatness that is Brett Hodge the French Horn Player. Second of all, no judge, you never interrupt the greatness that is Brett Hodge the French Horn Player.

by cripforlife May 2, 2010

French Broomstick

When three men engage in anal sex together simultaneously, the one furthest back uses a dildo on himself (of no less than 12''), and the man in the middle performs the reach around on the man in front. This gives the illusion of all three men being penetrated at once by one 'broomstick', which they would appear to be riding in their bent-over position.

"Yesterday, I watched a video on the internet of the Jonas Brothers running a French Broomstick together before a concert."

by Dr. Manhattan's blue pendulum March 14, 2009

French Crepe

Just like a Dutch Oven, however instead of simply farting under the sheets and covering up your lady's head to suffer, you shit or diarrhea in your drawers to make it unbearable under there. Be prepared to be single after this act, do laundry, and possibly buy a new mattress

"Last night, to break up with my lady in THE ultimate creative way, I French Crepe'd her. Not only did she vomit, but once I let her out from under the sheets she ran outside screaming bloody murder. It was epic."

by Tbagger#1 July 1, 2014