fortnite

Retarded

Adult: “YOU PLAY FORTNITE THEREFORE YOU ARE RETARDED!”

Kid: “The frick frack dad.”

by FUCKMEDADDYANDMAKEMECUMMMMM March 29, 2019

Fortnite

A game popular in my school that everyone won't shut the fuck up about. It is commonly played by virgins.

Jimmy Virgins: hey dude wanna play fortnite?
Me: twist your neck virgin

by Fizzzyy July 26, 2019

Fortnite

A battle royale game that has caused many gaming companies to put a battle royale mode of some kind into their games to dick ride the battle royale craze to drain its balls until they're the size of grape seeds. If you enjoy Fortnite, you're probably some edgy 13 year old, who smokes real shitty ditch weed, drinks more energy drinks than is healthy, and thinks doing Fortnite dances in public is cool. Oh, and you might have moderate to severe Autism if you enjoy Fortnite, which is basically Minecraft with guns, and golf carts

Friend: Hey, you wanna play Fortnite?
Me: You mean Fortshite? Thanks, but I'd like to keep my brain cells

by Morganfreemanisgod,dealwithit December 13, 2018

Fortnite

A random shooter game where everyone gotta kill people. Last one who survives gets that victory royale that doesn't mean anything. It's also the most fucking overrated game in 2018 history.

In school -
Teachers: People can be interested in books such as Fortnite.
Classmates: HOLY FUCK ITS FORTNITE OH MY GOD THE TEACHER SAID FORTNITE EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Can you shut the fuck up?

by hatto man October 4, 2018

Fortnite

A popular third person shooter game where thots try and play fortnite, men try to make money but poorly fail, and where kids play and get their first boner.

Why the fuck is my little brother watching fortnite porn?

by Im serious. December 27, 2018

fortnite

attracts 99.9% of virgins and the most aids causing autistic thing ever
Me: hey google what is fortnite.

Google: gay gay gay autistic money grab game ever
Me: thanks google

hey jimmy wanna play fortnite
sure
jk its gay lol

by Dizzardary May 4, 2020

fortnite

A free to play game Played by Virgins And the Mentally Ill.

Yo that Retard plays Fortnite,

by My Name Jeff HaHa Kill me May 6, 2018