This is what happens to you if you participate in Just Jesus January. You wake up on February 1st ready to give the ol’ wanger a yank and find out that the previous month’s fasting of masturbation, sex and porn has left your foreskin fungus-ridden. Does not apply to Jews.
Tony: Holy fuck! I’ve got Foreskin Fungus February!
Abraham: Not me, I’m jew. I don’t give a fuck about Jesus!
Abraham: Not me, I’m jew. I don’t give a fuck about Jesus!
by AlabamaBaby January 2, 2019
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by Mr. big E. June 17, 2019
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A Foreskin bruh moment is kinda like a Forehead bruh moment, but you're insinuating that the person in question only thinks with their dick.
by Granddad's grandad June 23, 2019
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Hey pops have you heard from Junior?
Pops: No but he is most likely taking foreskin shots with Levi again.
Pops: No but he is most likely taking foreskin shots with Levi again.
by That boy DK July 13, 2019
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by Fletch/Element February 27, 2020
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