doo doo flakes

Left over shit on your ass from when you took a shit and rip the flakes off your shit and put in a bowl with milk to serve and eat.

Put those doo doo flakes in a bowl, pour some milk in and bone apple teeth!

by Lil Terry October 22, 2019

Dookey Flake Eater

A dude that eats a hella ton of dookey and puts it all on the rim of their mouth. Also an upcoming cereal by Bruce L.

"You know Bruce? That dude ate so many dookey flakes this week! The nerve of that dookey flake eater!

by TheLastJibbers December 31, 2018

Doo doo flakes

Something that made me laugh to hard
Because this one rat head buttram shook her leg and out came the magical dust from within her dollar store shorts and of course she scratched her butt after and smelt it like the audacity

doo doo flakes that the only definition it really needs

by Polar_artzalot on youtube go s May 23, 2020

flake n' bake

(n.) To duck out on plans last minute in order to stay home and get high. Can also be used to describe going somewhere else, if it's solely for the purpose of getting high.

Jessica: Matt can you bring pong balls for tonight? Thanks.
Matt: Umm, something came up last minute- I might not make it... I'll keep you posted.

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Joe: You're definitely not going to her party.

Matt: Hell nah, man. I think I'm gonna flake n' bake. You down?

Joe: Screw her, let's get fried.

by DirtyDenim July 25, 2011

frosted flake dick

after ejackulating let your cum dry up on your penis then rub off the flakes on someone

while my girlfriend was asleep i woke her to some frosted flake dick

by Mr.cockwesel September 27, 2010

Bob's Chocolate Flake

A mildly aromatic blend of pipe tobacco popular among enthusiasts.

Steve and I went in on a kilo of Bob's Chocolate Flake, but it made him throw up. Baby.

by Joe December 27, 2004

Frosted poop flakes

when you destroy bottom for the first time ever and You nut so HARD 8===>~@
After the fun is damage control and he try’s to fart it all out, few hrs later you have full confidence to fart and your result will be crusted up poop flakes

Damn my ass is so fucking itchy from these frosted poop flakes

by Hungalphamntwank December 10, 2018