First Mouth

First Mouth is what we aliens like to call human belly buttons.

Sam: Hey Dean watch out for those aliens ok man, they are putting dildos in peopls first mouths.

Dean: This sounds like a good time for some pie.

by 769thefrogdrankwine July 18, 2019

November First

angsty day of where your friend would tell u to wait until november first, and then you wait all that time to dind out nothing will happen and u fell for it

Friend 1: Omg yo yo yo friend its november first whats gonna happen
Friend 2: Nothing. Its november first. If u want something to happen, make something happen yourself.

by lemonsareverysour October 27, 2022

First beat

A person you first had sex with

'She was my first beat'

by Drop it June 22, 2016

The First Protogen

The first Protogen ever created appeared in 1990 and was made out of latex, machine's, Wolf/Dog, and a 19 year old boy. He was named Prototype-0001 and was known as the only Protogen who can use magic. He was run to many test and modification. His mask/helmet is able to be taken off to reveal his real face, without it he is able to use magic and with it he isn't able to use it. He can speak symbols whenever he is stressed. He can use different codes that will effect and change his physical body. He is known to take care multiple animals but is sometimes a prankster by faking a kill.

The First Protogen is safe and is quite playful

by Mask-C June 23, 2022

First Sex

That thing where most people fail first try at 16

Boy: I missed the hole

Girl: Just put it in more

Boy: Sorry it’s my First Sex

by QWERTYUIOP0123456789 April 9, 2021

First Bus

A bus company that will never fucking show up.

A: Waiting for bus, due 345678345678923456 mins ago.
B: Calls A
Oy where the fuck are you
A: Bus still hasnt fucking cum, thats first bus for ya

by yesladsss September 26, 2022

First Years

Oh man where do I start 😂😂. They think they are so cool going into first year and half of them are acco crazy. But obviously some of them are just boring. Aw man ya just gotta love em anyway. 😂

‘Oh look it’s first years’

‘Why did you roll your eyes’
‘Because first years are crazy’

by Imjustbored😂 November 19, 2019