Bing Flinger

When you flick your nuts when beating your dick, then your nut breaks off and falls to the floor.

I have a Bing flinger

by Poop Inspector October 17, 2018

Gain Flings

The vegetable counterpart of Tide pods.

Person 1: Eat Tide PODS!
Person 2: nvm I will have gain flings
Person 1: That's a vegetable
Person 2: ok but i dont care.

by UDfan1234567890 April 7, 2019

master-fiving

Sometimes, nobody is around to celebrate with when you do something great. Or, maybe they are, but they aren't impressed with you. So, get to master-fiving!!! Put your right-hand up. Put your left-hand up. Slap 'em together as fast as you can until you're satisfied, and gratified.

John sat alone in his garage, changing the oil on his '67 Dodge Dart. After cranking the oil pan nut once last turn, he realized he was finished. So, he looked around for a friend to high-five, but was disappointed when he remembered he was alone. Without hesitating, he began master-fiving himself. Happy ending, indeed.

by masterfiving June 8, 2019

old fling

Someone you once had a relationship or 'relations' with.

F1: "Oh did you know Johnny is back in town?"
F2: "yeah I did"
F1: "soooo what's your plan"
F2: "oh nothing really, he is just an old fling, I have no real interest"

by Andrew Little February 14, 2022

European fling

when you go to Europe, fall in love with a European girl and abandon everything to chase after her

my friend went to to London and had a European fling, I haven’t seen him since

by iddotsabdwich May 10, 2022

Pit Fling

A move in which two people hold each other’s hands while having their arms crossed in front of them in an ‘X’ shape. The pair then spins around until one person lets go, causing both people to launch in opposite directions. Typically used in moshpits.

“Wanna Pit Fling !?”

by ChickenScrxtch82 May 19, 2023

Foam Flinger

A foam blaster/Nerf hobbyist

I need to meet some other foam flingers to organize nerf wars with

by AmyIsGay August 4, 2023