Reverse bird feeder

An awkward position used by a male person to orally satisfy himself sexually.

A position a man puts himself into, to be able to perform self felatio. A method where by the person backs his legs and back against a wall or other vertical object to enable a rolling of the hips downward to be suspended above ones head. Thus allowing the penis to be dropped into the mouth for felatio self satisfaction. Visually this could resemble a bid feeder used backward, hence the term "Reverse bird feeder".

by Dr. Penedrop March 5, 2011

Fester

Unethical lyin' ass bitch.
Last name is Santorum

Fester needs his punk-ass jaw broke.

by Cleotis May 2, 2005

fester

One who participates in mentally repeating a certain thought whether it be real or not.

"When my mother's fourth husband doesn't come home on time, she festers about him being with another woman"

by Mapgaret June 13, 2005

fester

to cuddle, hug, hold hands, kiss, etc..

Stop festering!
Cabin 5 festers more than you.
Emily, Elise, Marissa, and Holly love to fester on the BGF.

by butterfly em August 7, 2006

Festering

The epitome of Cain

Damn, that Festering is the biggest cainer of them all

by Grandmaster Cainerslaw May 15, 2003

fester

A term in retail sales to describe a customer who is bothersome, annoying, or time consuming.

Check out Dave, he's got a fester.

That guy festered me up for two hours and I only made twenty bucks on the sale!

by D317 September 19, 2006

Fexter

Cartoon Vagina

Brett: "Dude, I havent been able to get off recently... so, I found a fexter in my biology book. "
Neil: " great man, can you pass that fexter when your done? I have been having the same problem."

by Titus Queethmoth October 1, 2010