The Facebook is a dangerous social media that takes control of the elderly'
s brain using biochemical reactions and is very nefarious to one's mind, it also lets the
government spy on you and takes control of your brain and trick you that the earth is flat because they want to
cut funding to NASA to pay the debt to China, although this is rare and is only applies to a small fraction of
people (if you believe that the earth is flat the CIA took over your mind). All data on Facebook is fed to The Zuc, an evil mastermind trying to dominate us all but to no avail.
Person 1: Check out this funny minion
meme on Facebook
Meme: *Respect your parents they passed
school without Google.
Person 2: Oh shit, the CIA has access to your brain, you shall be cleansed.
Person 1: Fuck you! The earth is flat and vaccines are a hoax.
Person 2: *Fucking kills Person 1 with a Desert Eagle 50cal.
Person 2: bruh