fatty mac

A fat man who's diet consists of anything starting with 'Mc'. Known to populate and thrive in a fast-food environment, they will readily chow down anything fat-coated in sight, even if it isn't theirs.

'Dean P is such a fatty mac. '

Person 1: 'Holy fuck, did you see that?'
Person 2: 'I can't believe it!! He just ate all our food!'
Person 1: 'Man, what a fatty mac.'
Person 2: 'Yeah, I bet he spends his entire life eating and shoving his fat into people's faces to put them off.
Person 1: 'Nah, you've mixed him up with Rosie O'Donnell

by not a fatty mac August 29, 2009

fatty johamagans

big ass joints or blunts. 10g's+. also called: jibba jabbas, L'ton johns, Lumpkins, Chunksta's, or Rippa Malones.

there spun up fat and usualy rolled in a coned out baseball bat shape. Blended with all kinds of bomb buds, hash, and coke.

"damn son you be smokin fatty johamagans."

"chea, that shit sent me to turtleville."

"yo im outa my turkey tits from that johamagan."

"i'm returtled."

by GramGrizzLe December 18, 2009

Fatty McFattenburg

One who's proportions allow for there comparison to a blimp

Did you see the size of Fatty McFattenburg over there on the line for cotton candy? WOW!

by Fugly Racin October 19, 2009

Fatty Nom Noms

a phrase used when a person eats too much at a time. Usually between friends, not as an insult. Can also be used as sarcasm.

"Dude i can't believe u ate that. Ur such a fatty nom noms."

sarcastically "oh wow u ate a bagel for breakfast? fatty nom noms."

by tubby wonder March 10, 2010

fattypack

A roll of fat that flaps over the top of pants, lookign like a fannypack.

Dam! That chick has a huge fattypack!

by cbtchy October 27, 2010

Fatty Machine

Reference to all form of Vending Machine and other chocolate-dispensing memorabilia used by fatties

I'm going to the fatty machine to buy some chocolate

by meloveyoulongtimeitstrue November 8, 2010

fatty job

-(n)the art of an overweight person giving oral sex by putting the male sex organ in their fat roles and massaging it as one would do when giving a hand job.

Michael ran out of lube so Mason used the grease from the leftover KFC to give him a fatty job.

by Mason Curran January 13, 2011