Lifted ford

A truck driven by men wearing Oakley sunglasses and tapout shirts that beat their wives, usually are driven by men with small penises and are compensating for this by driving a big truck. Also driven by bruised and abused women whose husbands own the truck

MAN LOOK AT THAT Lifted Ford ITS SO FUCKING GAY!!!!!

by Tommyboi August 6, 2015

Ford Mustard

A joke about a Ford Mustang being yellow (because mustard is yellow). Don’t worry; all yellow mustangs are Ford Mustards! Any type, any year. ITS A FORD MUSTARD

Hey, look at that Ford Mustard over there!

by W1MPYKD June 4, 2023

alexa ford

the most amazing PRETTY,most beautiful girl, and the best friend a dude could wish for.

wow, your so pretty, your an alexa ford

by coolerthanchucknorris July 29, 2011

whitey ford

The lead singer of everlast who dissed eminem to jump start his career...so eminem answered back and fucked him up.

eminem: whitey ford cant rap or sing but he wants to do both

by eminem fan no. 1 May 31, 2006

Harrison Ford

When you forget something that you should know by heart. Like that one time Harrison Ford forgot what carbonite was on Graham Norton

I just pulled a Harrison Ford when I forgot the pledge of allegiance over the Intercom

by icecreamsometimesisn'tenough September 18, 2016

Cole Ford

A very loving, open teen from Kingwood Texas who is known only for his hair, bad relationship past, looking like Justin Bieber, and the rumors started about him. Anyone who hates Cole Ford obviously doesnt know him.

Fuck yeah.

Kingwood Bitch: COLE FORD SLEPT WITH 4694 GIRLS ONE TIME

Kingwood Slut: LOL KNOW I WAS ONE OF THEM

Cole Ford: No, I didnt. No you werent. Youre both retarded.

by Anonlolololoolol July 26, 2011

ford trucks

The beast of all other truck manufacturers. Although a ford owner will insult you on your Chevy, they all in all actually do have respect for your truck. In Ohio, almost everyone has a ford truck. Driving on a backload in your little honda civic, or your very own ford, you'll be passed by multiple f-150's, 250's, 350's before you spot another regular car. If you have a diesel, you're even cooler. Country boys have bets to see who can 'blow more smoke' out of theirs, and they haul everything you could need in the country. The truck makes your life on the farm ten times easier, plus you get chicks in your four wheel drive. It's a win-win.

If you own any ford trucks, you're tough. Built tough, ford tough.

by Hometown girl October 12, 2013