Devil's Flute

A catchy fife march

Play Devil's Flute on your fife

by ironmatic1 November 6, 2020

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etude for flute and bassoon

A lengthy, loud, and robust occurrence of flatulence

After last night's dodgy curry and beer, I spent the morning on the toilet performing an etude for flute and bassoon.

by anonymous July 5, 2024

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penile flute

using a mans penis as a flute

i penile fluted that guy

by spliff.co.uk March 15, 2023

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Dude Flute

Yet another phrase for the male genitalia but, one used to describe the act of giving, or receiving a blow job.

Liam: Hey baby! Fancy some action? I'm toey'er than a roman sandal....

Jenny: Bugger, the painters are in but I'd love to play a concerto on your Dude Flute?

by John Nash I February 22, 2010

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Fellatio with anal penetration using a finger. Thought to be named after the shape of a flute resembling a penis, and the fingers covering the holds resembling the anal penetration. Could also be due to the fact that the word “glutes” often autocorrects to “flutes”.

I got fluted so hard last night, it was the best experience of my life.

by Waterycute June 10, 2024

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