Blood on the Dance Floor

A band so horrible; that Jesus is currently writing eight billion apology letters to be delivered by Santa Claus on Christmas.

Jesus: Hey Santa? Will you mail this for me.

Santa: Oh, what's this?

Jesus: You know that shitty band I convinced my dad to make while he was really high? Blood on the Dance Floor or whatever?

Santa: Yeah?

Jesus: When he snapped out of it he told me I had to write apology letters to every single human on Earth.

by CbrLaneSplitter250 March 16, 2014

Floordrobe

Leaving worn clothes all over the floor and also throwing your clean clothes on the floor instead of putting them away and picking through them when you need them.

Mum: Clean up your room, it's a disgrace. Put those clothes away.

You: No, it's my new floordrobe..

by T Reed October 1, 2007

floopy

confused, in a state of inner turmoil. if soemone feels floopy, nothing is going right and they can't make sense of their life or the things that are happening to them.

Rachel (on Friends) - ...everything was figured out and (now that it's not all figured out), everything's just like...(acts out juggling)...floopy.

by phat_bat September 25, 2005

Flood It

Flood It is a game that you can add to your google homepage in which you floodfill different colored blocks in an attempt to get the whole screen one color in 25 moves or less. Because Flood It is so addicitive it has been classified by the DEA as a Schedule I narcotic.

Cedrikal got started off on ColorJunction and it seemed fun for a while, until he discovered Flood It and eventually dropped out of college and joined the circus.

by Inva Derbo Ots October 3, 2006

floogie bird

A floogie bird is an avian that flies in ever-decreasing concentric circles, at which point, it disappears up its own asshole. At said point in time, the floogie bird can start slinging shit at its adversaries.

Watch out! The floogie bird's coming! Get out of the way or get splattered.

by Wooden Shoe Like Two No. August 25, 2008

flooding the cave

When boning a girl and pissing (flooding) inside of her vaginal cavity (cave).

After Manning flooded my cave, I was bailing for weeks.

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

floor candy

A girl who looks kind of sexy at first, but she's actually dirty/you're not sure where she's been.

That Ke$ha is nothing but floor candy.

by cooliganPIB April 29, 2010